Meet the dog.

This is Rocko 247 1/2E.  He belongs to Puck and has been living with us here at Epsilon since September.

It should be noted that the correct spelling of Rocko is R-O-C-K-O.  It's not R-O-C-C-O, like many ADX girls think it is.  That's just silly.

In the above pictures you see Rocko in his natural state.  20 hours of the day, Rocko can be found lounging or recreationally poking around in the back yard.  He likes tearing apart the sofa back there and crapping all over said couch and our shed.  Often times it requires a pl*dge to clean up his defecated matter, for which they humbly volunteer, almost reluctantly.

The other 4 hours of the day, Rocko is a WWF Superstar on ritalin.  He can be found using the couches in the front room as a velodrome and wrestling ring, in which all of us are all too willing to join in some friendly combat.  He especially likes pinning you down and trying to eat your face with kisses and play-bite your hair off.

Rocko's likes: people food, wrestling, belly scratches, peanut butter, digging through trash cans, playing with golf balls, being chased by actives, sitting on couches even though Melee kicks him off

Rocko's dislikes: vacuum cleaners, saxophones, being left alone on a leash

All that being said, Rocko is one of the biggest blessings to the house this year, and we look forward to one more year with this awesome canine before he moves out when Puck graduates.

ONEMOREDAYTILTHEDROUGHT,

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