Captured recap

If you weren't at Captured, you are a fool.

Here's a recap for those of you who partied with us, and the rest of you who missed out on the Armageddon of open mic nights.

1: The pledges.  Performed Jack Johnson's "Breakdown."

2.  Shox, Remo, Crush, and Puck performed a Rise Against song and an AFI track.  Give it up to Shox for opening our ears to a new realm of possibility from the former treasurer.

3.  The pledges, led by agassi, performed that one Souljaboy track.

4.  Crush performed some melodious accoustic jams.

5.  Nasa became the most loved active in AMERICA.

6. Versace painted the prettiest picture with words.

7.  The Pledge Class Heroes (now active, Beta Theta) reunion.  Colin "Quill" Lepiscopo pulled out all the stops and captured the audience as if he was Henry Rollins doing stand up.

8.  Melee merged Metallica and Psalms.  GET INTO IT.

9.  Puck, Remo, chops with a jazz trio straight outta a Miles Davis video.

10.  Kix shredded her axe and made us fall in love with Jesus all over again.

11.  DRUM JAMZ and more from PCH took us out once again.

Inside the house we had some gorgeous art and photographs.

So you see, if you weren't there, you should be cryin' in your sleep.  Tyrannosaurus Rage was unable to make an appearance due to line-up problems, but if all goes to plan, you should be seeing some hard jams coming from Puck and Sequel pretty soon.  But that is another story for another day.

In the meantime, Rocko continues to wreck shop in our backyard like a hound of Baskerville on steroids.  PUPPY RAGE.  Remember that time he crapped on the pledges sleeping gear after chalking?  We should give the dog letters.

TWOMOREDAYZUNTILTHEWATERRUNSOUT,

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