Nikko got some rotisserie roasted chickens, along with an entire tray of scalloped potatoes. Then, he and Lalo cooked up a delightful dish involving green beans and bacon. This meal tasted fit for a god. My taste buds nearly exploded with pleasure as I caressed them with poultry and legumes.
Voting results for next semester:
VP - Shox
Chaplain - Reed
Pledgemaster - Puck
House manager - Crush
Secretary - Darko
General meeting was an absolute riot. Our pledges have no concept of what a good Christmas decoration is. chops brought some blue and gold ornaments that were kinda tight, though. ZORRO.
In the finest tradition, Shox got the Grunion Tie. Reed thunder-owned him with a readback that came straight from the heart, inspiring tears from multiple actives. Poor Darko had to seek counseling aftewards, we are still awaiting word from his therapist. Shamefully taking his place in the Grunion Throne, Shox was given his noose... err... tie, and tried to cover his transgression by dumping a 3-liter bottle of soda on himself. The pledges were masochistically performing self-mutilation upon themselves out of sheer disappointment in their pledgemaster.
Few of us have recovered from the night. Be sure you peep out at Captured tonight. It would mean a lot to us and to Darko to see a full house.
Time for class,
Sequel 252E
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