Getting Back To It

So it has been awhile since anybody posted anything.

My apologies to our 2 dedicated fans.

Anyway school has been underway now for 5 weeks. We are just getting to the first set of mid-terms, which everyone is clearly excited about. On a more negative note, for the first time EVER I am studying. Super weird, I know. I don't know if I like the whole school thing with that part thrown in. It's Mostly just this one class, who knew Ancient Greek was hard anyway? Enough about me on to what really matters.

For those of you unaware, the beastly yet beautifully bearded Crusoe is plej Master this go 'round. We have one plej currently, his name is "morrow" so if you see him be sure to ask him to do some menial task for you or what not. We are looking to maybe get a few more guys soon, so be praying for that.

Halo Reach has come out so it is now common to see many attractive men gathered in the Fortress to "one shot at my X" someone, to use the local jargon. Ryu continues to play Street Fighter.

To our great joy Banjo has returned to us, I look forward many songs with my name inserted in them in the future.

So far this semester is looking good. Bible Studies are coming soon, stay posted for that. Fifa will literally hurt you down and make you hurt if chores are not done, so the house is looking clean. Late night Sevie Runs are still common, apparently a new season of Glee has started. You can thank Seaweed for that info, I'm sure he will watch it with you if you have not seen it. And Guy Retreat is on the horizon. Stay tuned for more.

Matt. 11:25-30

America.

chops 271E

Heat and Comedic Things

It has been HOT as of late. I really wanted to say that its been hot as hell/hades but I have never been there nor will ever be going there ever. So, we'll just say that its hot as the Valley, or Mojave desert. Which brings me to point number one. Bert, our most esteemed alumni by the name of Akria Kosuge, got a job in the Mojave desert. Apparently you can get a job as either dying of heat exhaustion or melting from the heat. I don't know what exactly his job title is but it has to be one of these two options. But if there is one person that could find this job, its Bert, and yes, he got the job. Congratulations brother. Thank you in advance for talking my ear off about all the stories you have from Japan, "back when you were a pledge", or, due to your new job, what its like to be literally burnt to a crisp in the middle of no where.

In sports news, Penny Hardaway wants to join the Heat?! Haha, fool hasn't even played an NBA game in years. I guess that any player looking for that ring is going to come out of the woodwork. Charles "Chuck" Barkely apparently was dabbling with the idea of retiring from his job at T-Mobile and trying to join Wade, LeBron, and Bosh in their pursuit of a ring. Unfortunately for Chuck, he realized that he would actually have to trade his place in the buffet line for a basketball and he decided against it.

I'm afraid I'm not making much sense at this point

Leaving

crowder280e

Another One Bites the Dust

Good Morning (un)Fortunate Reader. Today is a most odd day. The weather, cold and gloomy. My mood, bored and impatient for the Uruguay Netherlands game. Its very unSan Diegian. But, I am still very American.

In fact, one of my favorite American holidays, Independence Day, was 2 days ago. Just look at the flag. You've got the stars, and the stripes, and the red, and white, and blue, and it waves all pretty. It's gorgeous. It is for this reason, amongst others, that I will most likely break out in "USA! USA! USA!" chants during today's World Cup match.

I am sure you were wondering when I would get on some topic that had something to do with the title of this post. Well, here it is.

MELEE IS MARRIED!!!!! It was a BEAUTIFUL wedding in Grass Valley Norcal. It was a tad on the warm side at the beginning but cooled off nicely later on in the day. So, Chops and I, as the second generation torch bearers of this glorious blog, we only found it fitting to get a picture with the goon, errr I mean Groom, and the lovely bride.

Shoot the wedding was so beautiful it made me almost want to get married, but then I woke up from the daze and realized that I just don't rock the ball and chain very well. But then reality punched me in the face and I ALSO realized that as much as I love Paco, I don't want to have "The Gift" like Paco clearly does. I am conflicted. I was talking to him at the wedding, ok, well, he got caught in the perfect storm of my big bro Nikko, Crush, myself and Chops' mustache and upon questioning the validity of Paco's singleness and whether it was based on his blatant love for men he said that he "likes to keep them guessing." Now I'm no expert but it does seem apparent that there is some inner turmoil with our brother Paco. So this brings us to the following segment.

Summer Grunion of the Week goes to: PACO! The jury is still out as to whether you committed verbal faux pas or a lifestyle faux pas but you sir have done it. You are the first individual to get the summer grunion. Pat yourself on the back, you deserve it.

I have to go watch the match now, *cough* *cough*, I mean get back to work.

Be Jealous

crowder280E

Sports! Brought to You Today by Powerthirst

It has been a while since I have wrote here and I like sports, and there has been some significant sporting events lately, so:

Here are the facts:

Kobe is the best player in basketball

The Blackhawks have officially broken Nasa's heart

Despite the Padres' "success", they'll find a way to lose

France SUCKS

Koman Coulibaly hates America

I am REALLY excited for Aztec Basketball

So world cup is in full swing at AGO. Early mornings are now filled with random cheering and the days are filled with constant talk about pools and who needs to beat who so that X team doesn't, or gets to, play Y team. My favorite part about it all is the recent implosion of France, which, because I'm a red blooded American, brings nothing but joy to my heart.

Speaking of American, the 4th of July is right around the corner. I will be wearing my American flag bandana, as usual. I suggest you get your America gear ready too or I will stab you with a flagpole that has an American flag attached to it. Its not a threat if its a fact is it? Hmmmm

This weekend everyone's favorite Epsilon hick is getting married. Congratulations Melee. As you inscribe your name on the Ball and Chain List I am trying to think of an appropriate send off from single life, and I can think of non other than, "May the Force be with You"

SUMMER GRUNION OF THE WEEK: Goes to Eta. Because not only is there nothing to do there, but now its starting to get facemeltingly hot.

I'm going to go back to watching world cup or something and getting paid for it

Be jealous

crowder280e

Go O's

This is a great weekend for San Diego and this blogger. Why? Because the Baltimore Orioles are playing the San Diego Padres everyday this weekend. The worst team in baseball with a record of 18-49 has come to America's finest city and I could not be happier.

The first game of the three game series was last night which Hack, Walrus and I happily attended. It was one of those "college nights" where us poor college students get in for $8.50, not a bad deal at all, except for the many intoxicated college "fans." In fact one very state-esk blonde spilt Walrus's drink, to which he responded with a very frustrated "Goo goo ga joob!"

One good thing about being an O's fan, we are impossible to heckle.

Example:

Padre's Fan: (To me) Orioles suck!

Me: Yeah, I know.

Padre's Fan: .......

So yeah, the O's racked up another loss giving up a lead in the bottom of the ninth, as expected, but I'm going to today and tomorrow's game if anybody wants to go. Let me know.

I love Baseball.

America

chops271E

Look out Fresno

Jammer, Tux, Seaweed and I, being the committed men we are here at Epsilon are headed to Fresno for the week end to visit some fellow brothers at the Eta Chapter. The Iota Chapter, UC Davis is holding an event there for the next week or so. Why they decided of Fresno the world will never understand. Its looks to be a sweet time hanging out with guys and owning fools Epsilon style.

But lets face it they call it FresNO for a reason. That reason being: It sucks.

But the best part is that we get to stop in Bako on they way up and have lunch at beloved Rusty's.

Win.

Stay classy Fresno, wait that's impossible.

We'll see ya Monday

America.

chops271E

Green Grass and High Tides and Concrete Bowls

The other day Hack, Chops and myself decided against our better instincts and decided to go skate. So we jumped in Chop's car and headed down to Memorial Skatepark down in the ghetto. To our dismay the park was randomly closed for "maintainence". Not to be discouraged we headed over to OB to skate the park there. After conquering a corner of the pool from the bikers, we proceeded to skate for the next couple hours or so. It is then that we noticed Hack's leg dripping of blood. And not just a small drip or anything like that, but streams of red lava dripping out from under his kneepad only to be soaked up by his sock. This was also when we decided that he should definitely keep skating because REAL MEN PLEDGE EPSILON. It had the biker punks wishing that they weren't so lame and were cool like Hack thats for sure

Also, the Celtic bandwagon seems to hit a bump in the road after last nights romp by the Lakers. Read my previous post to see which of our not-to-be-named brothers (*cough* Darko *cough*) could use some consolation right about now. Pray for him. Also, after watching this game, if D.Fisher, aka D.Clutch, were in AGO, it is clear that he would have been Epsilon, jus' sayin'. The man is hard and also, like all great Epsilon men, has a fantastic bald head to full beard thing going on which definitely gets him awesome points.

The purpose of this post was to show the sweet picture of Hack and talk about how amazingly clutch D.Fish is.

End Report.

Crowder 280E