Another One Bites the Dust

Good Morning (un)Fortunate Reader. Today is a most odd day. The weather, cold and gloomy. My mood, bored and impatient for the Uruguay Netherlands game. Its very unSan Diegian. But, I am still very American.

In fact, one of my favorite American holidays, Independence Day, was 2 days ago. Just look at the flag. You've got the stars, and the stripes, and the red, and white, and blue, and it waves all pretty. It's gorgeous. It is for this reason, amongst others, that I will most likely break out in "USA! USA! USA!" chants during today's World Cup match.

I am sure you were wondering when I would get on some topic that had something to do with the title of this post. Well, here it is.

MELEE IS MARRIED!!!!! It was a BEAUTIFUL wedding in Grass Valley Norcal. It was a tad on the warm side at the beginning but cooled off nicely later on in the day. So, Chops and I, as the second generation torch bearers of this glorious blog, we only found it fitting to get a picture with the goon, errr I mean Groom, and the lovely bride.

Shoot the wedding was so beautiful it made me almost want to get married, but then I woke up from the daze and realized that I just don't rock the ball and chain very well. But then reality punched me in the face and I ALSO realized that as much as I love Paco, I don't want to have "The Gift" like Paco clearly does. I am conflicted. I was talking to him at the wedding, ok, well, he got caught in the perfect storm of my big bro Nikko, Crush, myself and Chops' mustache and upon questioning the validity of Paco's singleness and whether it was based on his blatant love for men he said that he "likes to keep them guessing." Now I'm no expert but it does seem apparent that there is some inner turmoil with our brother Paco. So this brings us to the following segment.

Summer Grunion of the Week goes to: PACO! The jury is still out as to whether you committed verbal faux pas or a lifestyle faux pas but you sir have done it. You are the first individual to get the summer grunion. Pat yourself on the back, you deserve it.

I have to go watch the match now, *cough* *cough*, I mean get back to work.

Be Jealous

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