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It has been a while since I have wrote here and I like sports, and there has been some significant sporting events lately, so:

Here are the facts:

Kobe is the best player in basketball

The Blackhawks have officially broken Nasa's heart

Despite the Padres' "success", they'll find a way to lose

France SUCKS

Koman Coulibaly hates America

I am REALLY excited for Aztec Basketball

So world cup is in full swing at AGO. Early mornings are now filled with random cheering and the days are filled with constant talk about pools and who needs to beat who so that X team doesn't, or gets to, play Y team. My favorite part about it all is the recent implosion of France, which, because I'm a red blooded American, brings nothing but joy to my heart.

Speaking of American, the 4th of July is right around the corner. I will be wearing my American flag bandana, as usual. I suggest you get your America gear ready too or I will stab you with a flagpole that has an American flag attached to it. Its not a threat if its a fact is it? Hmmmm

This weekend everyone's favorite Epsilon hick is getting married. Congratulations Melee. As you inscribe your name on the Ball and Chain List I am trying to think of an appropriate send off from single life, and I can think of non other than, "May the Force be with You"

SUMMER GRUNION OF THE WEEK: Goes to Eta. Because not only is there nothing to do there, but now its starting to get facemeltingly hot.

I'm going to go back to watching world cup or something and getting paid for it

Be jealous

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