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It has been a while since I have wrote here and I like sports, and there has been some significant sporting events lately, so:

Here are the facts:

Kobe is the best player in basketball

The Blackhawks have officially broken Nasa's heart

Despite the Padres' "success", they'll find a way to lose

France SUCKS

Koman Coulibaly hates America

I am REALLY excited for Aztec Basketball

So world cup is in full swing at AGO. Early mornings are now filled with random cheering and the days are filled with constant talk about pools and who needs to beat who so that X team doesn't, or gets to, play Y team. My favorite part about it all is the recent implosion of France, which, because I'm a red blooded American, brings nothing but joy to my heart.

Speaking of American, the 4th of July is right around the corner. I will be wearing my American flag bandana, as usual. I suggest you get your America gear ready too or I will stab you with a flagpole that has an American flag attached to it. Its not a threat if its a fact is it? Hmmmm

This weekend everyone's favorite Epsilon hick is getting married. Congratulations Melee. As you inscribe your name on the Ball and Chain List I am trying to think of an appropriate send off from single life, and I can think of non other than, "May the Force be with You"

SUMMER GRUNION OF THE WEEK: Goes to Eta. Because not only is there nothing to do there, but now its starting to get facemeltingly hot.

I'm going to go back to watching world cup or something and getting paid for it

Be jealous

crowder280e

Go O's

This is a great weekend for San Diego and this blogger. Why? Because the Baltimore Orioles are playing the San Diego Padres everyday this weekend. The worst team in baseball with a record of 18-49 has come to America's finest city and I could not be happier.

The first game of the three game series was last night which Hack, Walrus and I happily attended. It was one of those "college nights" where us poor college students get in for $8.50, not a bad deal at all, except for the many intoxicated college "fans." In fact one very state-esk blonde spilt Walrus's drink, to which he responded with a very frustrated "Goo goo ga joob!"

One good thing about being an O's fan, we are impossible to heckle.

Example:

Padre's Fan: (To me) Orioles suck!

Me: Yeah, I know.

Padre's Fan: .......

So yeah, the O's racked up another loss giving up a lead in the bottom of the ninth, as expected, but I'm going to today and tomorrow's game if anybody wants to go. Let me know.

I love Baseball.

America

chops271E

Look out Fresno

Jammer, Tux, Seaweed and I, being the committed men we are here at Epsilon are headed to Fresno for the week end to visit some fellow brothers at the Eta Chapter. The Iota Chapter, UC Davis is holding an event there for the next week or so. Why they decided of Fresno the world will never understand. Its looks to be a sweet time hanging out with guys and owning fools Epsilon style.

But lets face it they call it FresNO for a reason. That reason being: It sucks.

But the best part is that we get to stop in Bako on they way up and have lunch at beloved Rusty's.

Win.

Stay classy Fresno, wait that's impossible.

We'll see ya Monday

America.

chops271E

Green Grass and High Tides and Concrete Bowls

The other day Hack, Chops and myself decided against our better instincts and decided to go skate. So we jumped in Chop's car and headed down to Memorial Skatepark down in the ghetto. To our dismay the park was randomly closed for "maintainence". Not to be discouraged we headed over to OB to skate the park there. After conquering a corner of the pool from the bikers, we proceeded to skate for the next couple hours or so. It is then that we noticed Hack's leg dripping of blood. And not just a small drip or anything like that, but streams of red lava dripping out from under his kneepad only to be soaked up by his sock. This was also when we decided that he should definitely keep skating because REAL MEN PLEDGE EPSILON. It had the biker punks wishing that they weren't so lame and were cool like Hack thats for sure

Also, the Celtic bandwagon seems to hit a bump in the road after last nights romp by the Lakers. Read my previous post to see which of our not-to-be-named brothers (*cough* Darko *cough*) could use some consolation right about now. Pray for him. Also, after watching this game, if D.Fisher, aka D.Clutch, were in AGO, it is clear that he would have been Epsilon, jus' sayin'. The man is hard and also, like all great Epsilon men, has a fantastic bald head to full beard thing going on which definitely gets him awesome points.

The purpose of this post was to show the sweet picture of Hack and talk about how amazingly clutch D.Fish is.

End Report.

Crowder 280E

And So It Begins

Yes, It is true Crowder and I have restarted the AGO Epsilon blog. Why? Because we can.

In recent news, my fire ball throwing brother Ryu and I attended a Street Fighter 4 tournament at Frubble in Santee last night and watched the epicness go down. We played a few matches, hung out, Ryu owned some fools etc. Just a good time by the many nerds and surprisingly, two actual women in attendance. All while not drinking boba tea, cause its terrible.

It also utterly shatters my heart so say it is very sad day in the life of any State student. I found out today that Chipotle no longer has free drinks for students. "SAY IT AINT SO!" Crusoe says from Alaska. But it is so Crusoe, it is. Never again will I say "student" and receive a free drink, its an outrage, a down right travesty to freedom. I don't think I can live in a world where I have to pay for beverages, take me now Jesus.

Well, I'm going to go hang out with Shade but I leave you with this:

What do they say about Walruses?

America

chops 271E

What can we set on fire with this torch?

Clearly, as I read through these posts, Sequel has etched his part in history as a man's man of bloggers. Cheers to that.

My currently DE-mustached brother Chops and I collaborated as I sit on Brian Couch (the glorious black love seat) and we feel that due to the changes that we need to update you one what has happened in the last two years.

In breaking news: LINDO IS DEAD. As you see from this picture, the Autobots are investigating the scene of the crime. For all you old alum don't worry, Chops is negotiating with Megatron as we speak and we'll keep you updated with the current news. Our beloved blue shack-of-a-house may be dead, but it will always live in our hearts.

In other news, we have a new house! It is located in Greek Circle right next to Delta Zeta and across the cul-de-sac from Alpha Epsilon Pi. May the Holy War commence! Just kidding. But our exact location is 5074 College Avenue for all of you

wondering where to send your alumni dues. Just in case you lost it in the shuffle you know? Also, as you see, America is still rep'd. Hard.

The following is a shout out to the fallen from the single ranks, so without further ado,

The Ball and Chain List

- Reed married Jag

- Sequel married the lovely Callie Sommers

- Shox married Miata

- (and soon to be) Melee is about to marry Ruby

What can be learned from this list? All of the Epsilon men listed above can grow excellent facial hair. Crusoe, consider this your warning. Chops has an excellent mustache too.

We've also had a bunch of people who've graduated in the last few years. So shout outs to ya'll.

- Suave, Sequel, Dink, Melee, Reed, Reef, Shade, Lalo, Burton, Lengua -

Random Facts:

Lego also has been playing with Legos this whole time I've been typing this.

My Big Bro Nikko has recently informed me that he is about to prestige or something silly for the second time in Call of Duty:MW2. Apparently its a big deal. Of all random facts, this seems like that most pointless of them all, but looking back to the April 1st, 2008 posting, it looks like some things never change. Including my Big Bro's unhealthy obsessions

Chops would like to meet Craig from craigslist. Initially this sounds dumb, but after putting my thinking cap on, I kind of want to meet Craig now. Inspiring Chops, truly inspiring.

Darko is a Celtics fan? I was shocked to find him posting these on his page. After two years of being in the house, and seeing Darko's eyes literally glaze over whenever I would talk about basketball, I am kind of excited to have someone else to talk smack to. You better get a comfy seat on the bandwagon Darko, 'cause after Game 1, it looks like its going to be a bumpy ride.

Finally, Summer Grunion of the Week goes to Alpha chapter for being Alpha. Why you always gotta be first in everything? Mark 9:35 - "...If anyone desired to be first, he shall be last..." Just a heads up.

As I finish this first post and I look out the window and see the sun setting over the beautiful San Diego skyline, I am reminded that it still sucks to be in Temecula right now. Sorry Hack.

Crowder 280E

Passing on the torch

Clearly, I am now an alumni of San Diego State and the Epsilon chapter of Alpha Gamma Omega. Although, given the current economic situation, staying in school isn't such a bad idea for most people.

However, it was to my great excitement to hear that Epsilon actives Chops and Crowder wanted to take on the mantle of managing and posting in this great blog.

I feel it is in good hands. Stand hard, don't apologize.

Sequel 252E