
"Peace is not the absence of conflict, it's the presence of justice." -- Harrison Ford,
Air Force One
On Sunday, our house was the setting for another chapter in the on-going war between the canine and the Arab. I am talking about Rocko and Shox, respectively.
Now, the acts committed by Shox toward Rocko are of no importance to the story. All that needs to be known is that they were heinous, despicable acts that can only be described as preemptive and full of spite.
Henceforth, our championed hound Rocko took it upon himself to settle the score and end this battle the victor. While Shox was away for Easter, Rocko noticed that Shox's desk chair was in perfect position next to Shox's desk. Now, this feng shui has occurred numerous times before to no avail. But this time was different.
Rocko then hoisted himself up onto the chair, then up onto the top of the desk. After checking to make sure the coast was clear, he took the battle position. Putting his weight on his front paws, Rocko squatted and dropped his mark multiple times on Shox's desk, keyboard, and even into a desk drawer. It was pre-meditated and intentional.
However, this should not be mistaken for a barbarious act of terrorism, much like those of Shox that we will not utter here. Rocko acted out of self-defense and retaliation to defend the honor which is rightfully his. Our hearts go out to Rocko for having to act in such a strong manner, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
This was Rocko declaring in one voice: "I will not go quietly into the night! I will not vanish without a fight! I'm going to live on. I'm going to survive. Today I celebrate my INDEPENDENCE DAY."
And that's just what he did.
Sequel 252E